TROPHY HORSE

daddy didn't understand

2011-06-01T11:54:00.001-07:00

???

2011-05-03T23:17:00.001-07:00

ONE MEATY LADY

2011-04-24T17:23:00.001-07:00

GONNA GO TO THE MUSUEM GONNA DO MUSHROOMS

2011-04-23T13:45:00.000-07:00

TONIGHT

2011-04-21T18:21:00.000-07:00

you is warned.

pizza pizza wednesdays

2011-01-20T00:14:00.000-08:00

for about 8 months i didn't think about anything except pizza. this was the only thing i drew during that time period.

james chance face

2010-12-26T23:51:00.000-08:00

old man katie

2010-11-20T00:24:00.000-08:00

portrait series #6

2009-11-09T01:58:00.000-08:00

portrait all star = evelyn zuel

jesus h. christ

2009-11-08T17:37:00.000-08:00

portrait series #5

2009-10-07T17:11:00.000-07:00

[ portrait all star #5 = nancy sin (self portrait). made with white out, prisma markers, felt pen, and sheer insanity. i think my style is changing somewhat and im not sure how i feel about it. i just had this desire to make a face composed entirely of little balls with eyeballs hanging out like a halloween store. this is what i came up with. oh yeah nancy sin is me. good girl, badddd girl. ]

portrait series #4

2009-10-07T17:09:00.000-07:00

[ portrait all star #4 = sergio corboda. made with white out, prisma colors, and felt pen. sergio, sergio, sergio. ]

i wanted to draw a man..

2009-10-06T23:12:00.000-07:00

[ as the title says, i wanted to draw a man, this image is a direct hybrid of google search "man" + "old" + "beard" + "ginger" ]

dj baby magdalene promo

2009-07-25T16:11:00.000-07:00

[ perhaps if you are to find this, please join me at innjoy every tuesday, from 9 pm to 1 am, for "fuzzed and buzzed" - which basically encompasses garage, punk, soul, mo-town, '50s and '60s girl pop, '80s new wave, glam, and dancey gay club hits (when you people look tired). $1 beers, $3 jim beams, half-off burgers, and a DISCO BALL.]

portrait series #3

2009-07-11T00:28:00.001-07:00

[ portrait all star #3 = emily sommer. made with white out, prisma markers, and felt pen on supa sweet paper. i remembered that emily works in flowers after the fact so the background was not intentional. emily is just very very pretty like a flower! thus far she is my favorite subject. ]

portrait series #2

2009-07-06T21:42:00.000-07:00

[ portrait all star #2 = robert piskac. made with white out, prisma markers, and felt pen. rob to me looks like a hybrid of teenage heart throbs and black eyes, all things in which i love. ]

portrait series #7

2009-07-06T21:41:00.002-07:00

this is the lilth fair version of dani kothe and her baby milli. pet portrait studio. my girl laura says it's in the crooked smile and it drives me nuts.

i went to the dollar store to get toilet paper

2009-07-01T00:05:00.000-07:00

i forgot and got this instead

bad smells

2009-06-17T01:01:00.000-07:00

[ "bad smells", 2009. made with white out, prisma marker, and felt pen. please click back for details. the story goes that i got a lil bit intoxicated and ruined the original version. so lo and behold came this new, much larger, and vivid technicolored one! this was an experiment in opening my mind up a bit and moving beyond realism. this is also what newfound unemployment, 4 pitchers of coffee, and a.m. hours will produce. i loved it so much though my teeth did chatter. ]

[ below you'll see that i spoiled myself and bought a 70 dollar frame and spray painted that bitch. i like to envision this going into a baby boy's nursery..and all the naughty influences he'd acquire from its exposure. ]

bad smells part 1.

2009-06-17T01:00:00.001-07:00

bad smells part 2.

2009-06-17T00:55:00.001-07:00

booze hounds

2009-04-05T17:51:00.001-07:00

[ "booze hounds," pen and prisma marker. i made this with a mr. robert piskac in mind. for these-are-a-few-of-his-fav-o-rite-tingssss. ]

i was looking for a job...

2009-02-25T02:16:00.000-08:00

[ "i was looking for a ~~job~~, ~~hobby~~, ~~god~~, rolling papers" this is a pretty accurate homage to my coming of age story in chicago.]

manchester's finest

2009-02-25T00:13:00.001-08:00

[ here begins the start of my sort-of portrait series. starting with my main man, mark e. smith. white out, felt pen, and prisma markers. 2008.]

i had my palm read on beale street in the sixth grade

2009-02-24T03:52:00.000-08:00

[ i wrote down what she said then -- note the winnie the pooh stationary -- and it's pretty eerie to me at 22. i'm pretty much on schedule. ]

fact: celebrities hate my guts

2009-02-23T23:23:00.000-08:00

[ fact, celebrities hate my guts. i don't know what i ever did to them, but they can't seem to stand me. from top-to-bottom: amy sedaris must drink more to stand me, john waters finds me more offensive than baltimore itself, and crispin glover well, well his scorn is quiet, and lemme tell you the most hurtful... update: michael showalter might actually hate me]

perverted by language

2009-02-03T15:57:00.000-08:00

[ a shirt i made in high school where i paid tribute to my favorite person, fall frontman, mark e. smith. ]

"Eat Y'Self Fitter" - the Fall, 1983

got a new hoodie

2009-02-02T23:26:00.000-08:00

perverted by mark e. smith

2009-02-02T14:20:00.000-08:00

we leave after this okay

2009-02-02T14:15:00.000-08:00

old hen

2009-02-02T12:49:00.000-08:00

trippin' fairies

2009-02-01T11:41:00.000-08:00

vase face

2009-02-01T10:28:00.000-08:00

[ sketchbook, watercolor. i never used to like this. years later i do very much. ]

alone at home

2009-02-01T00:02:00.000-08:00

mornings

2009-01-30T20:38:00.000-08:00

"uh oh..."

2008-11-30T23:47:00.001-08:00

[ opening scene from my favorite movie, wild at heart (david lynch, 1990). i really do love nicolas cage in every role he plays. if you think hard enough you should really be able to find the good in all his roles. come on, face/off? amazing. think about it. if you're under the impression that you have one life to live, wouldn't you agree that nicolas cage pretty much has lived the most fantastical one? your fan, nicky cage. ]

puce moment

2008-11-24T14:19:00.000-08:00

Puce Moment

puce moment (1949)
directed by kenneth anger
music by jonathan halper

"thighs and whispers"

2008-11-16T23:36:00.001-08:00

[ james' sommer's muse, bette midler, for my muse, james sommer. pen, ink, prisma markers. ]

good cop bad cop

2008-11-11T14:51:00.001-08:00

i do think you're sexy

2008-10-27T22:03:00.000-07:00

skin rash

2008-10-27T21:54:00.000-07:00

[ sketchbook, pen and prisma marker. ]

throw away old makeup unless you too want thinking diseases

2008-08-31T01:39:00.000-07:00

can't talk, busy

2008-06-16T20:43:00.000-07:00

[ "can't talk, busy", made with prisma markers, colored pencil, cardboard, supa sweet paper, and coffee (drank and used as paint). basically this piece has to do with my experience in china and my perspective of its urban space. seems to me that china, shang-hai specifically, is constructed in a way to distract its citizens from the political and instead bombard them with this carnival like atmosphere. ]

ten minutes after joining second life

2008-06-16T20:41:00.000-07:00

the macaulay culkin project ©

2008-06-16T20:32:00.000-07:00

[traumatized]

i was looking for a job and now i found a job

2008-06-15T23:39:00.001-07:00

i stumbled upon an advertisement for a “hand demonstrator” while scouring (and scouring) craig’s list “etc” files for a job. i thought about holding signs, shaking hands, wiggling fingers, and decisively said, “check,” $50 dollars an hour to wave these puppies around? “sure.” i sent two flattering action shots and then put my feet up for the night.

caught, dead, wouldn't

2008-06-15T23:06:00.000-07:00

[spotted: nancy sin, purchasing - nay - receiving, complimentary punk show subversive garbs from a friendly american apparel representative ]

cherry picking

2008-06-15T23:02:00.000-07:00

old bird

2008-06-15T23:00:00.000-07:00

[sketchbook: prisma markers, really old]

high school punks

2008-06-15T22:59:00.000-07:00

AV1

2008-06-15T22:48:00.000-07:00

[ spotted: nancy sin, in her natural habitat ]

<3

2008-06-15T22:44:00.000-07:00

[ heart gram to evelyn zuel, heart gram to evelyn zuel. ]

america rules

2008-06-15T22:10:00.000-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: "america rules because you can take a shit without feeling embarrassed." ]

lauren dern

2008-06-15T22:09:00.000-07:00

[ facebook graffit art, again!: laura dern rocks my world. love love love the way she says fuck. love you sailor, baby. ]

pink triangle

2008-06-15T22:08:00.001-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: a lazy sunday afternoon pink triangle kind of day.

musings

2008-06-15T22:07:00.002-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: subject, my muse again! isaac floor. resting on the garbage sofa with a equally grungy (sorry juniper) dog of gillette razor commercial fame. seriously! she's sucha stoner too. but i supposed all actors are fucked up in some way... ]

punks, get off the grass

2008-06-15T22:07:00.001-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: subject, edith massey aka cuddles, aka the egg lady of john waters fame. i just love her. apparently she runs her own thrift store nowadays in baltimore when she's not playing in her punk band, eddie & the eggs. ]

christina ricci's boobs NSFW

2008-06-15T22:06:00.001-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: subject, christina ricci's breasts, complete with swallow tattoo. inspired by a desire to generate more search engine hits. ]

advertising pitch

2008-06-15T22:05:00.001-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: subject, gavin jensen, modeling a classic american apparel hoodie while gorging on some fried chicken. yeehaw. ]

gig's up

2008-06-15T22:04:00.001-07:00

[ facebook graffiti art: subject, my muse, isaac floor and his exciting new flesh colored purchase. ]

ain't no harm in

2008-06-15T22:03:00.000-07:00

please

2008-06-15T14:47:00.000-07:00

okcupid

2008-06-15T14:46:00.000-07:00

lucid dreams

2008-06-15T14:45:00.000-07:00

la familia

2008-06-13T22:31:00.000-07:00

influences

2008-06-13T13:20:00.000-07:00

college landscape

2008-06-12T23:30:00.000-07:00

what i did at the bank

2008-06-02T10:36:00.000-07:00

[ from the long days at the worst.job.ever. i worked as a "gift distributer" at a bank where i pretty much got to dip my big fat piggy finger in the money toilet for daddy warbucks and company. from left-to-right: a thanksgiving day decoration, halloween decoration, black hole, trophy horse, narcis and i, and wikipedia day dreaming.. ]

just ask

2008-06-01T23:16:00.000-07:00

florida

2008-06-01T23:14:00.000-07:00

[ i don't want to grow up. ]

are you smarter than a 5th grader?

2008-06-01T23:10:00.001-07:00

atomic

2008-06-01T22:57:00.000-07:00

tell your siblings, sister

2008-06-01T22:47:00.000-07:00

[ real time advertising on myspace proves accurate ]

let's pet puppies

2008-06-01T22:43:00.000-07:00

[ cheap leisure #183, adventure to puppy land. ]

the height difference between nicole and tom really freaked dan out

2008-06-01T22:16:00.000-07:00

[ the height difference between nicole and tom really freaked dan out. ]

hate crime

2008-06-01T22:15:00.000-07:00

[ burning witches at the stake is a timeless crime. ]

amanda amanduh

2008-06-01T22:14:00.000-07:00

[ two of hearts. ]